Women’s Lace Kimono Robe
A little bit of kimono for the lady wearing this sexy lace robe, a lot of kimoano for the dude who sees her in it. These Kimono Robes stimulate, seduce, and bring up the boners, but with flowing butterfly sleeves and a satin closure belt, avoid going full-on trashy lingerie. They’re coy cover-ups that, if you play your cards right, won’t be covering up anything for long.
The Kimono Robes have some mesh-like stretch to them, and are tied with a satin ribbon. Each robe comes with a matching G-string, and is available in several different colors.
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